Joe Biden murders Black people

 Several anonymous sources from the Biden campaign have told me that at night Joe sneaks out of his basement, dons a police uniform, and kills Black families.

Now I know you are a little worried because I've previously said that anonymous sources said that Biden is really a Martian.

But that was so three months ago.

You have to believe me now! 

Why would I lie about a Presidential candidate I hate?

Ignore the fact that at least 10 people who are with Biden at night say that he never goes out and kills Black families.  After all who should you believe anonymous sources cited by me, who can't stand the idea of a Biden presidency, or real live verified Biden staffers who are speaking on the record?

For any leftists who are reading this this is what's called a spoof or satire.

My real point is that the story above is identical to the Atlantic's story about Trump disparaging soldiers who died to defend this country.  But unlike sane people who would admit the story above is totally unreliable both Joe Biden and his propagandists in the #FakeNews media are continuing to act as though the Atlantic story has credibility.

John Bolton was with Trump at the time the anonymous sources say Trump mocked our soldiers.

He hates Trump.

But Bolton said that the story is completely untrue; when the sources said Trump was trying to get out of going to the cemetery he was neither trying to get out of it or insulting those who died for their country.

That would be like Trump backing a Biden claim of innocence.  You'd have to believe it since it'd be in Trump's best interest to say Biden was lying.

And no Fox News didn't confirm anything.  What Fox News did was talk to the same anonymous sources not independently verify anything they said.

Remember last year how all the media told us that the whistleblower had proof that Trump had offered the Ukraine a quid pro quo?

It turned out the anonymous source had worked for Biden and hadn't actually been in the meeting so was merely repeating hearsay. Further when the transcript was released it was clear there was no quid pro quo.

Similarly remember when anonymous sources told the New York Times that Comey would testify to Congress that in fact he'd never told Trump that he, Trump, wasn't under investigation? And then Comey testified under oath that in fact he had told Trump that he, Trump, wasn't under investigation.

The #FakeNews media has used anonymous sources to lie about Trump so many times that it's stupid for anyone to trust anything they say.