Proof that NYT "reporters" are sleeping on the job; newsroom infested with bed bugs

We now have a better excuse for the bizarre, lying, and unethical "reporting" coming out of the New York Times; the "journalists" are sleep writing.

Staffers at the Grey Lady have bemoaned the fact that the newsroom is infested with bed bugs.

But bed bugs are found near where people sleep.  Hence it's clear that there's a lot of sleeping going on in the NYT newsroom.

This is a great relief to those of us who worry about the state of dishonest lying reporters souls; we can find solace in that the NYT staff isn't committing their sins against the truth while conscious but while in a somnambulant state where their higher mental functions aren't engaged.

It's only appropriate that we update the old saying "asleep at the wheel" to "asleep at the keyboard" to make it clear that we can understand and forgive the NYT's two years of lying about collusion because we now know that the staff didn't deliberately lie to us; instead it was just that they wrote down their nightmares as though they were real.