Crazy conspiracy theories: Epstein edition

With Epstein dead all those Democrat politicians, like Clinton, who took his money or flew on his plane are suddenly a lot safer.

With Epstein dead there will be no long trial, no massive discovery by hostile attorneys, no reason for the #FakeNews media to question Bill Clinton.

The conspiracy theory starts with the fact that our prisons are well equipped to deal with potentially suicidal and/or targeted inmates.  They deal with suicidal people all the time and they deal with inmates who other inmates want to kill all the time.

Hence they should have had Epstein on 24/7 surveillance and in an isolation cell where other inmates couldn't get to him.  That would have precluded both his killing himself and his being killed by another inmate.

So how then did Epstein manage to get himself killed?

Could it be that the leftists powers that be wanted him dead and the deep state worked with the prison to ensure that happened?

Of course the real explanation is most likely the the prison staff were simply incompetent, incompetence is the most common explanation for most otherwise incomprehensible things, but with the left saying that Trump lowering the flags to honor the victims of the two recent mass shootings was a dog whistle to Nazis it's only fair that we can float outlandish theories that make leftists look bad.