We live in a world where the obvious is hidden and the absurd extolled. I'll try and do my bit to help reverse that.
Monday, June 29, 2015
Understanding liberals
To understand liberals you really need to know only one thing; even though President Obama is wealthy he's done nothing to help his impoverished half brother in Africa.
This reinforces my definition of liberals:
A liberal is someone who wants to be philanthropic with other peoples money.
i was found under a rock by a wandering tribe of Albanian nuclear physicists. Used as a radioactive source for a series of illegal interstellar rocket tests during my youth i finally escaped by imitating a government bureaucrat and boring my captors into a coma. i made my fortune by suing the developer of the pet rock for copying my personality. Financially independent i settled down to a life of leisure in the American Midwest. Unfortunately i lost my wealth through a bad investment in a biotechnology company which was attempting to develop a mouse which looked like Elvis. Forced to wander the world i started taking odd jobs as a lowly computer programmer.
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