We live in a world where the obvious is hidden and the absurd extolled. I'll try and do my bit to help reverse that.
Tuesday, June 2, 2015
If you saw Bruce Jenner dressed like this would you call him Napoleon? If not why are you pretending he's a woman because he's had plastic surgery and bought himself a new wardrobe?
i was found under a rock by a wandering tribe of Albanian nuclear physicists. Used as a radioactive source for a series of illegal interstellar rocket tests during my youth i finally escaped by imitating a government bureaucrat and boring my captors into a coma. i made my fortune by suing the developer of the pet rock for copying my personality. Financially independent i settled down to a life of leisure in the American Midwest. Unfortunately i lost my wealth through a bad investment in a biotechnology company which was attempting to develop a mouse which looked like Elvis. Forced to wander the world i started taking odd jobs as a lowly computer programmer.
1 comment:
Interesting! Never thought of it that way, but you're right.
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